blastortoise:

listening to lana del rey makes me want to buy a giant fur coat and sit in a really fancy chair in front of a fire place while holding a cigarette in one of those long cigarette holder things sipping on a glass of red wine with my legs crossed

(via goodlifequote)

newyorkfamous:

exigents:

defamous:

13 Ways To Escape An Awkward Moment

OMG #6 is the best and I’ve actually done that before!

These gifs made my day, thank you :)

newyorkfamous:

exigents:

defamous:

13 Ways To Escape An Awkward Moment

OMG #6 is the best and I’ve actually done that before!

These gifs made my day, thank you :)

(via mixtured)

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

(via spoof)

(Source: alxbngala, via cramp)

bettywhitehouse:

the party dont start till I walk out

(via g-iggle)

joshalmonte86:

My life needs a backspace button

joshalmonte86:

My life needs a backspace button

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barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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(via relahvant)

lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

(via uncertaintlycertain)

lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

Green eye beaut right here👀😘

Green eye beaut right here👀😘