captainswaan:

lmao i was just about to go to sleep but now i can’t 

this is how important a fictional character changing his wardrobe after 2 seasons means to me

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via cramp)

(Source: doomsday519, via sextnoise)

7ns:

lookin at the booty like
image

(via stand)

(Source: spongy-moments, via sextnoise)

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(via funeralformyfat)

fakebreast:


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

squad

fakebreast:

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

squad

(Source: fencehopping, via stand)

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

(Source: cozyqueen, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

(Source: 4gifs, via relahvant)

nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

image

(via thelazykorean)

blastortoise:

listening to lana del rey makes me want to buy a giant fur coat and sit in a really fancy chair in front of a fire place while holding a cigarette in one of those long cigarette holder things sipping on a glass of red wine with my legs crossed

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via goodlifequote)