armadillo:

True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone

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amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

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ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.

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The March Gif Contest submitted by: brokensmolders

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The March Gif Contest submitted by: brokensmolders

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tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

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Cleaning while listening to music

sodamnrelatable:

lmaogtfo:

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Cleaning without listening to music:

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The awkward moment when you say hi to someone and you realize it’s not them.

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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That “dance” you do when you’re on the computer trying to finish something quick and you have to pee really bad.